Appsolutely Stupid: Bottle opener The Joker July 16, 2014 LOL/SMH/WTF There never seems to be a shortage for useless apps. The Bottle Opener/Beer Opener app is definitely near the top of that list. This app simulates opening a bottle without having to actually open one. Why on Earth would anyone need to have the ability to open a bottle without actually needing to open one? This just doesn’t make ANY sense. Bottle Opener is available on iTunes for Free, and Beer Opener is available on Google Play for Free. Leave a Reply Cancel Reply You must be logged in to post a comment.