Appsolutely Stupid: SimStapler The Joker June 25, 2014 LOL/SMH/WTF SimStapler is an app that definitely has me asking “Whyyyy?” All you do is just tap to stapler, that’s all this app does. You’ll see a stapler on your screen and you just tap it. It can’t actually staple anything, it’s an app. You just keep tapping to your heart’s content and that’s it. It does keep track of how many staples you have used. Leave a Reply Cancel Reply You must be logged in to post a comment.