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Appsolutely Stupid: The Shakedown

The Shakedown is an app where you literally shake your phone in order to steal points from your friends.  The main goal is to have the most points and stay on top of the leaderboard.  The harder you shake...
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Appsolutely Stupid: Hold On!

Are you really really good at keeping your finger in one spot for an extended period of time?  Test just how long you can last with Hold On! from the App Store.  It’s an app that times how long you can...
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Appsolutely Stupid: Poop The World

There really isn’t any delicate way to put this, but this app…. Is about poop.  Poop The World allows you to track your poops on a real-time map so that others can see where you’ve pooped and how your...
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Appsolutely Stupid: 99 Bottles!

Remember that song “99 Bottles of Beer”?  99 Bottles! is an app that goes through the entire song, from 99 bottles all the way down to 0.  Yup.  That’s it. I can’t imagine why anyone would want an...
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Appsolutely Stupid: Airport Sounds

Do you love the airport? Do you love the sounds from an airport?  Well now you can have all the lovely sounds you normally hear in an airport on your phone with Airport Sounds! Set them as ringtones,...
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Appsolutely Stupid: Crazy Mouth

There are a couple different versions of this app, but basically it’s an app that displays a crazy mouth so you can hold it up to your face and well… look crazy.  There isn’t any goal or mission...
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Appsolutely Stupid: Yo

Yo. That is all this app does. Literally.  When you tap a friend’s name, it will send them  a “Yo”. According to their description, “The simplest & most efficient communication tool in the...
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Appsolutely Stupid: Escalator Stairs

I have to wonder how some ideas actually get through and become reality.  It’s mind boggling that this app even exists let alone how it costs $0.99.  Escalator Stairs is a loop of a never ending escalator....
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Appsolutely Stupid: Aaarg, Pimples!

This app should be under “Appsolutely Stupid and Disgusting”, why on Earth would people want an app to pop zits???  I just can’t even really understand what the appeal is.  You can choose between Paula...